I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Randomize
