Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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