I just pynch a tree in the face
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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