if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
