okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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