Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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