I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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