return my video game
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
