Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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