Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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