Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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