what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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