Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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