Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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