girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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