he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Everything about him screamed your future.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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