Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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