Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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