how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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