i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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