i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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