he wants to bone in the snuggie
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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