my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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