Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Randomize
