Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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