A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
i now understand why vodka
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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