i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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