so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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