SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Randomize
