David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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