if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Its about making memories worth repressing
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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