Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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