Me too!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
dude. I can hear the air.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
