Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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