At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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