thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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