I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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