it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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