Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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