i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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