I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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I need you to use more vowels.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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