try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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