Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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