matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
you never un-have a 4some
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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