I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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