So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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