No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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