he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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