Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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