Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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